Don't Mess with my Wife!

For all you guys out there who have a problem with tough fearless women... get a clue! Tough women are AWESOME! So, last night, my hero Teresa, scared the crap out of some punk teenage kids that had too much time on their hands this Spring Break. At about 10:45 last night, we are settling down in bed, when all of the suddent BAM!!!, a crazy loud explosion happens just outside our window! It sounded like a shotgun. We look out the window to find about 10 teenagers laughing and scrambling back to their cars. Before I know it, Teresa is up, dressed, and running out the front door after them! The kids jump in their cars and Teresa in her car and the pursuit begins. She follows them across town, the kids making obvious turn after turn trying to lose her. She follows them until finally they pull into a gas station where she pulls in right next to them. She tells them, "don't get out, the police are on their way... what are your names and birthdates!" She, of course, tells the police dispatcher that there was an explosion outside our house and that she has followed the kids that set it off to the gas station. 3 police vehicles arrive in about 3 minutes with hands glued to their weapons thinking that somebody has explosive devices. Anyway, the police get her report and she comes home to tell me the tale... GOSH... I love my wife :) (btw... it was just a dry ice bomb).